The Cute Cook in the Kitchen

Breakfast/Brunch is perhaps my FAVORITE meal of all. It’s the perfect time to combine the sweet and the savory together.
Being a working mom doesn’t leave a whole lotta time for indulgent brunches during the week. TBH, if I manage to actually cook...

Breakfast/Brunch is perhaps my FAVORITE meal of all. It’s the perfect time to combine the sweet and the savory together.
Being a working mom doesn’t leave a whole lotta time for indulgent brunches during the week. TBH, if I manage to actually cook meals instead of ordering on @seamless then I’ve already won. I can’t help it. When I get home from work all I want to do is snuggle with #BabyLola & hubs or play with @jamesonthewonderpup. But I can’t order out for every meal cause a) I’ll be in the poorhouse b) I’ll be in the poorhouse. So how am I supposed to get my brunch fix in the middle of the week?
Omelettes on the run (OOTR)
I think I got the idea of making OOTR from my mom. She makes eggs in her muffin tins but will sometimes like the pan with pancetta.
I’ve done it that way or mashed ground pork sausage in the muffin pan, cook it on 375, then add fillings and pour the scrambled egg over it.
It’s kinda like a crustless quiche or a scrambled Scotch egg or….
I dunno. All I know is they are mega clutch for weekday mornings. Just grab a couple, warm them a little and go. You can even use them to make your own healthier McMuffin sandwiches. I’ll throw the #recipe on the #facebook page later. #BabyChef was up from 12-3am trying to walk all over her room. (Spoiler alert: she’s only 6 months so it’s more of a cling-to-everything-in-her-path-cruising than a strut.)
Since Daddy has to work today, that means Mommy was up from 12-3am too. You’d think that means she’d sleep in?
Naw fam.
She was up at 7 am singing and saying “Muh Mummmma Mumma muuuuuummmma.” It is the sweetest sound in the world even as dog tired as I am, I am so in love with this dumpling I don’t even care that my eyes are burning from lack of sleep.
She just nodded off while I was posting this. ‘Scuze me while I grab this epic nap.
PS: Don’t judge my beatup baking sheet. It looks like that cause it puts in WORK.
#KeepitCute #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #food #foodie #Eggs #🥚 #breakfast #quickrecipes #lowcarb #glutenfree #gf #cooking #homecook #cookingwithkids #mealprep #easymealprep #momlife #bruncu #omelette
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Champagne on the rocks, sporting a Fort Knox Lazarus. Shark salad w/ carrots, pork chops & applesauce -Big Pun. Banned from TV.
#aboutlastnight:
Apple cider brined pork chops w/ rustic applesauce (not pictured,) sautéed collard greens & onions, gf...

Champagne on the rocks, sporting a Fort Knox Lazarus. Shark salad w/ carrots, pork chops & applesauce -Big Pun. Banned from TV.
#aboutlastnight:
Apple cider brined pork chops w/ rustic applesauce (not pictured,) sautéed collard greens & onions, gf beer battered frickles. Apple pull apart cobbler ala mode for dessert because #fall.
#food #foodie #keepitcute #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #dinner #chuletas #lastnight #friday #porkchops #apples

Do you have any idea how hard it is to post food photos in real time?
Correction.
Do you know how hard it is to post photos of #DELICIOUS food in real time?
Dawg,
I smoked a WHOLE pork shoulder in the oven and turned it into pulled pork.
I cooked it...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to post food photos in real time?
Correction.
Do you know how hard it is to post photos of #DELICIOUS food in real time?
Dawg,
I smoked a WHOLE pork shoulder in the oven and turned it into pulled pork.
I cooked it low and slow for 6 WHOLE HOURS.
It was so tender and juicy I couldn’t believe it.
Toasted up some bodega rolls I copped 3 for $1, did a couple of hassleback baked potatoes w/ olive oil & sea salt, sliced avocado & garlic sautéed green beans and dinner was served. 💥
#KeepItCute #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #food #foodie #foodiegram #grub #pulledpork #grub #grubbing #dinner #whatscooking #bbq #barbecue #pork #smoking

Full Disclosure: I really don’t know where the origin of me making cartoon character noises came from, but I wouldn’t even know how to stop if I tried.
After forgetting my age and staying out far too late two nights in a row, easy Sunday veg out is just what the doctor ordered.
As much of a social butterfly as I am, I am equally devoted to quiet nights at home on our couch….with snacks of course. Gotta have snacks…
Popcorn popped in coconut oil w/hickory smoked sea salt, @yellowtailwineusa Sweet Red Roo, & frozen Reese’s peanut butter cups ‘cause really, why eat them any other way?
#keepitcute #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #food #foodie #popcorn #wine #chocolate #dinnerandamovie #movie #schmood #mood #datenight #lazysunday

My!
What big shallots you have!
All the better to SAC you with my dear….
By SAC of course I mean Shallot+Avocado+Cheese Melt.
True confession:
I can’t get enough grilled cheese sandwiches.
The combo of bread and melted cheese in all varieties makes...

My!
What big shallots you have!
All the better to SAC you with my dear….
By SAC of course I mean Shallot+Avocado+Cheese Melt.
True confession:
I can’t get enough grilled cheese sandwiches.
The combo of bread and melted cheese in all varieties makes me happy food dance happy.
Not just fidget in my seat happy but full on happy food shimmy.
I caramelized the #shallots with rendered #bacon fat then deglazed the pan with @makersmark.
This sammie was so buttery & melty on the inside and perfectly crunchy on the outside.
#food #foodie #🥑 #bacon #shallot #grilledcheese #cheese #sandwich #sandwiches #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #bourbon #melt #meltedcheese

In this week’s episode of Brown Girl Cooks Latin….
Empanadas de pavo y frijoles negros con maduros, tostones, salsa, y ensalada de aguacate…. which is basically unmashed guacamole, but calling it avocado salad sounds way fancier. I baked the...

In this week’s episode of Brown Girl Cooks Latin….
Empanadas de pavo y frijoles negros con maduros, tostones, salsa, y ensalada de aguacate…. which is basically unmashed guacamole, but calling it avocado salad sounds way fancier. I baked the empanadas in the oven instead of frying them, but TBH I wish I had fried them just to get a nicer crunch on the shells, but this was definitely the healthier option ‘cause, it’s spring and that’s what everyone is supposed to be turning their attentions to, right? Making summer bodies in a hurry or whatever? 🤷🏽‍♀️ I dunno. It was a yummy dinner. #food #cooking #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #grub #empanadas #carne #Latin #latergram #dinner #whatscooking #plantains #platanos #maduros #tostones #avocado #guacamole #🥑

I’ve literally been laying in bed since Thursday evening, save the 2.5 hrs it took for me to go to the dr and come home yesterday.
While most people spend bedrest time actually resting, binging on junk food television and/ or tabloids me? I spent the...

I’ve literally been laying in bed since Thursday evening, save the 2.5 hrs it took for me to go to the dr and come home yesterday.
While most people spend bedrest time actually resting, binging on junk food television and/ or tabloids me? I spent the time vacillating between NyQuil induced sleep and reading recipes while watching old episodes of Grey’s Anatomy or The Great British Baking Show. Since spring is pretending to make its grand entrance, it seems only right to make a carrot recipe. I decided on carrot cake pancakes w/cream cheese drizzle, Parmesan eggs, and @patlafrieda nitrate free thick cut bacon. (@amazon_fresh sells that bacon $4 for 8oz. You’re welcome.) I used a little cake flour in the pancake batter just to make them super fluffy. Now that I’ve eaten, I can go back to dreaming of new things to cook/eat. 😴 #keepitcute #food #foodie #carrots #pancakes #🥕 #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #nomnom #yummy #yum #breakfast #brunch #bacon #eggs #🥓#🍳 #foodiegram #eeeeats #foodcoma #foodporn

New studies have shown that Tequila is good for you.
Well, not GOOD for you good for you, but certainly less calories than other booze….
That means a margarita could be a part of a diet plan because, science says so.
Shhhh don’t challenge science....

New studies have shown that Tequila is good for you.
Well, not GOOD for you good for you, but certainly less calories than other booze….
That means a margarita could be a part of a diet plan because, science says so.
Shhhh don’t challenge science. You won’t win.
Is it Happy Hour yet?
#TGIF #Mood #motivation #happyhour #margarita #tequila #cocktails #drinks #Friday #FriYAY
#Repost @selfmagazine with @repostapp
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Fingers crossed. ❤️

I know it’s Wednesday, but my Sunday Banana & Flax Seed Muffins are so yummy I’m still singing their praises 4 days later.
I probably should call them banana cake because they are so sweet from all the bananas I throw in the batter. I wish I had a...

I know it’s Wednesday, but my Sunday Banana & Flax Seed Muffins are so yummy I’m still singing their praises 4 days later.
I probably should call them banana cake because they are so sweet from all the bananas I throw in the batter. I wish I had a banana muffin right now.
Maybe I’ll start making a muffin happy hour.
That could be a thing, right?
#keepitcute #breakfast #baking #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #food #foodie #ladieswhobake #homecook #homecooking #banana #flaxseed #bread #yummy #yum #nomnom

Mood.
Yes, I realize what a savage I look like with two hands full of food.
Ask me if I care though?
I wanna be in this comfy, happy, melty place SO bad right now.
I can do anything in life as long as there is cheese.
The power of cheese compels...

Mood.
Yes, I realize what a savage I look like with two hands full of food.
Ask me if I care though?
I wanna be in this comfy, happy, melty place SO bad right now.
I can do anything in life as long as there is cheese.
The power of cheese compels me.
What are you making for dinner?
#KeepItCute #Hunger #dinner #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #food #foodie #cheese #🧀 #🍴 #yget #latergram #nachos

Happy New Year!!!!
So,
You know you s'posed to eat your greens & black eyed peas today, right?
Do you know how much I dreaded this meal when I was little?
I was never a real fan of legumes. Black eyed peas were only spared from being my least...

Happy New Year!!!!
So,
You know you s'posed to eat your greens & black eyed peas today, right?
Do you know how much I dreaded this meal when I was little?
I was never a real fan of legumes. Black eyed peas were only spared from being my least favorite because Lima beans exist. Once when I was little, I was forced to sit at the table by my Daddy until I ate all the Lima beans on my plate. I think I was at the dining room table until 930-10pm EASY.
Today I sautéed some onions and mixed those in w/garlic, a splash of bourbon, hickory smoked sea salt & smoked paprika and then added some blah canned black eyed peas. Once everything had assimilated each other’s flavors, I pureed them bad boys together and created a black eyed peas smear which you see plated with my Mexican Cola French Onion greens, bacon wrapped BBQ shrimp, and grilled pecorino Romano polenta cakes.
We fittin'a have ALL the prosperity this year. 💸🤑💰💵💥
#keepitcute #ladieswhocook #ladiesthatcook #food #foodie #cooking #NewYear #newyear2017 #Southern #prosperity #goodluck #superstition #greens #shrimp #blackeyedpeas #polenta #comida #foodporn #yget #foodcoma

🎶I don’t know know anymore more
Who I am cooking for for….🎶 I promise when I set out to copy @luckypeach’s Corn&Crab Fritter #recipe I DID NOT know it was going to make SO MANY fritters.
I mean seriously, there’s only two people here but I have...

🎶I don’t know know anymore more
Who I am cooking for for….🎶 I promise when I set out to copy @luckypeach’s Corn&Crab Fritter #recipe I DID NOT know it was going to make SO MANY fritters.
I mean seriously, there’s only two people here but I have enough #fritters to feed an army!

Thank goodness I made mine with #glutenfree flour so I don’t have to feel so bad about eating so many of them. They really are SO yummy!
#food #foodie #KeepItCute #PrettyGirlsEat #PrettyGirlsCook #LadiesWhoCook #LadiesThatCook #yummy #nomnomnom #eeeeeats #eatingfortheinsta #yum #dinner #gf #corn #crab #fried #grub #yget #foodcoma

Happy Hour/Dessert.
Sgroppino, lemon sorbet + prosecco from @moilgelato at @gansmarket.
Refreshing & delicious. #drink #prosecco #bubbles #sorbet #lemon #frozen #eeeeeats #gelato #keepitcute #grub #sweet #sweets #citrus #NYC #meatpackingdistrict (at...

Happy Hour/Dessert.
Sgroppino, lemon sorbet + prosecco from @moilgelato at @gansmarket.
Refreshing & delicious. #drink #prosecco #bubbles #sorbet #lemon #frozen #eeeeeats #gelato #keepitcute #grub #sweet #sweets #citrus #NYC #meatpackingdistrict (at The New Gansevoort Market)